John: "Okay, it’s bedtime. Time to quiet down and read our bedtime book. You must put away the horse-weapon and the box-weapon."
Juss to Orville, one tenth of a second later: "Okay. We pretend I have the box-weapon and you have the horse-weapon."
So, what about you guys? What have your kids been saying lately (or your nephews or your favorite neighbor under the age of twelve?)