The Elf King (Justinian) age 6.
Juss: "I have a secret punch and a secret kid Corey doesn’t know about."
Mommy: "Oh, really? Where did you get them?" (I wondered if he meant something he learned at Taekwando.
Juss: "He doesn’ t know about them unless he’s seen Karate Kid 1 and Karate Kid 2."
Mommy: "Which he may have."
Juss, resigned. "Which is why my secret punch and kick may not be secret very long."