So…Mom stays up until 2:30 in the morning trying to finish a short story. She stumbles off to bed in hopes of sleeping until 10. At some point that feels like 5am but is probably more like 9, there is a knocking at the bedroom door.
Mom: “This has better be a life or death emergency!”
Juss: “Mom, what Hogwarts House would Tom and Jerry be in?”
There is a moment of stunned silence.
Mom, in a tone of abject astonishment: “You mean the cat and the mouse?”
There is another moment of stunned silence.
Mom, preparing to go back to sleep. “The cat’s in Slythern and the mouse is in Griffindor.”