So…we are playing a roleplaying game. John and some friends are sitting around talking about whether or not certain characters are evil.
Suddenly, John says, “Wait! I know how to tell.”
He turns to me, “Jagi, that guy over there. How attractive is he?”
I reply, “He’s really handsome.”
He turns back to the others. “He is definitely evil. It never fails.”
It’s so embarrassing.