Mom: "Are those the warriers John Carter sent you for Christmas?"
Juss: "Yes,but none of them look like Martian warriers.:
Mom: "Maybe they are Martian Warhammer warriers."
Juss: "That makes no sense. Maybe they were sent by a person who was just pretending to be John Carter." He pauses. "But how would he have known that Orville and I liked John Carter?"
I love the fact that it is harder to believe that a stranger would know that Orville and Juss liked John Carter than that John Carter himself could have heard of them.
And to think of all the trouble I went to not to fool them about Santa Claus
Juss: "That is a waste of orcs!"