Or actually on the way to the pool.
Justinian: "Faster than a speeding baby! More powerful than an unruly toddler! Able to step over a sleeping infant without waking it! It's Super Mom! Dedicated to taking care of her children. Super Mom, or Mommy, is secretly writer Jagi Lamplighter. Able to switch back and forth between Super Mom and her secret identity merely by changing her last name! Even easier than Superman!"
Also, on the subject of the Cherubim: "For the longest time, I thought he couldn't talk. But when he finally talked, I discovered he had autism. He talks like Hulk. "Roland smash!"