Overheard at the Wright Household

Juss, chanting cheerfully in the car, "I want to be weird! I want to be weird!"

John, sounding pained, "You don't have far to go."


Me: "I picked your father because he can crush people with his brain."

Juss: "Daddy, crush me!"

Me: "I meant crush people intellectually."

Juss: "Oh. So, he doesn't have super mind powers?"