Juss, chanting cheerfully in the car, "I want to be weird! I want to be weird!"
John, sounding pained, "You don't have far to go."
Me: "I picked your father because he can crush people with his brain."
Juss: "Daddy, crush me!"
Me: "I meant crush people intellectually."
Juss: "Oh. So, he doesn't have super mind powers?"