Daddy, on the subject of whether or not the boys had to eat all of the dinner.
"Yes. Because we are training you to be a guru. Gurus are people who can walk on hot coals, sleep on beds of nails, and eat unidentified vegetables."
John: "I am starting a new roleplaying game, the Kitchen Sink Game. You can play any character you can think of."
Juss, without losing a beat, "Can I play Galactus?"