In Which I Moonlight As An Evil Detector.

So…we are playing a roleplaying game. John and some friends are sitting around talking about whether or not certain characters are evil.

Suddenly, John says, “Wait! I know how to tell.”

He turns to me, “Jagi, that guy over there. How attractive is he?”

I reply, “He’s really handsome.”

He turns back to the others. “He is definitely evil. It never fails.”

It’s so embarrassing.