Yesterday, on our walk back from the grocery store, John was discussing the steps in his journey from Sixties 'anything goes' morality to being a Catholic with the Talking Boys (and the Cherubim, but he wasn't paying attention. The Princess had stayed home.)

John: "…because I realized that once you give a girl your virginity, you can't get it back."

Juss: "Unless you ask her for it ba…"

Mommy leans over and quickly explains to Justinian what the word 'virgin' means.

Juss, deflated: "Oh."