Orverheard at the Wright Household

So, we were taking a walk by a lovely creek. My son, who just learned that running water is thought to stop many supernatural baddies, looked over at the river and asked if it was "rushing" enough.

Me: "Yes. It's running pretty quickly. It could protect you from a vampire or a ghost."

Juss, with great enthusias, pointing across the river. "As long as the vampire is on that side!"